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Yes sweetheart …. I know you’re pissed.
I haven’t been writing for two weeks. My blog went down for such a long time. But I still love you
I have tonnes of updates … and will be doing a lot of writing over the next two weeks, so please keep coming back !

Yes, I’m that desperate.
I’m sitting in office, with a stack of work. But I don’t want to do it.
I can get out and attend two dinner/drinking parties I’m invited to. But I don’t want to go.
I could run home and watch a few left-over episodes of Sopranos. But I don’t want to do it.
I’m sniffing [...]